Jason on Carrd
(As of 16th April 2023)

This Carrd is basically an autobiography that you can refer to anytime you need it while trying to connect with me. You don't have to read the entire thing at once. I'm just yapping my stuff here.

¿ About me ?

? Basic info ?

⭐ Jason (Quang) Lương | Lương Phan Thiên Quang (Viet name)Aliases:

  • plophole, plop, plopper

  • Jasonisnoob, Jackson Luong, Jackie Luong, Jason, Jackie, Jacky, Jason Liang

  • Mikhail/Michael, yoylecake Mikhail/yoylecake Michael (Not the name I created)

  • Kerpy

  • Pekingquackpancake

  • Quackstagraham, quackman_1221, Quack Long, Quackity Pie, Guangtian Liang (Mandarin ver of my Viet name)

  • Noobiestfantasies

  • CorruptedNub

  • VietTrap (Not the name I created. I stole it off someone else because it has "Trap")

Pronouns: He/him (You can use any pronoun, but this here is my official one)Gender: Cis-male (Though, I’m gender non-conforming, meaning that I don’t express myself fully as masculine nor feminine.)Birthday: 17th May, 2007Ancestry: Vietnamese 🇻🇳 (majority), Chinese 🇨🇳 (specifically Southern Chinese, a little bit)I'm purely Asian, as far as I know.Languages:- English (most fluent language)
- Vietnamese (Though, I don't really understand the text when there's no tones and other letter additions 50% of the time.)
- Mandarin (A bit? I'm better at listening and speaking than writing and reading though. I decided to study it because many Chinese people seem conservative of their language and culture. Plus, part of my roots originate from China.)
- Korean (Also, planning to become fluent enough to survive a basic convo without much struggle. Yes, my brother-in-law is full-Korean.)
Where I was born? Auckland, New ZealandWhere I live? Brisbane, AustraliaTime zone: UTC+10 (No DST here, phew…)Sexuality/Romantic orientation: Heterosexual (Predominantly) / Panromantic (There's a difference between sexual and romantic orientation, ok?)I'm a straight ally btw. I'm not too fond of those who are obnoxious, though.Relationship status: SingleI've never dated, and I’d rather delay from engaging in a long-term relationship for now. Maybe up until 30? Who cares?Religious/spiritual identity: Christian (From my upbringing and school environment. Traditionally Catholic, but non-denominational.)Trigger warning (religion): || But I don't support people who use religion as a controlling tool as someone who values free thinking. Hence, main reasons why I'm not obsessively religious as you all think. I'm just there for virtuous messages, for when I'm confused about the afterlife, and for when I’m sick of the materialistic world. Also, I tend not to blindly believe in scriptures. ||MBTI: INFP (Each MBTI is not a monolith. Kay?)Neurodivergent (Not being more specific till I trust you enough. I don't act "normal" lol. So, I have to tell you this, just in case you get impatient with me. My parents even denied that I am one.)Occupations:- Future university student
- Planning to do nursing (what my Asian parents - especially my Mom - pressured me to do), med, orthodontisty, psychiatry, engineering (biomed, mechanical, or civil), or freelancing

? Extra info / BYFs (Before You Interact) ?

My introversion ;-;: Highly introverted. So sorry if I can’t thrive in longer conversations
My typing style: Keep in mind that my typing style changes depending on my mood and the situation. So there are times I would type in well-formed sentences or paragraphs, and there are times I would write spontaneously.
Vocally expressing ideas: When I'm actually speaking, I can't express complex thoughts very well when I'm feeling mentally tired. So keep in mind that I'll either only express simple thoughts or say nothing.
Minors: I don't really mind minors or someone under 13, just as long as you're not disrespecting me. I'll try not to groom, and you'll see by interacting with or observing me.
Dramas: Don't drag me into childish or trivial internet dramas, as they're time-wasting. I'm serious.
Criticism: You're allowed to criticize me if you want, as long as you aren't being mean. Though, it would take me a while to process whatever criticism you give me.
Slow-replying: Very slow online replies on most weekdays because of my studies. Sometimes weekends. So be patient... :) Well, unless it’s something serious or important. Sometimes, very slow replies may also occur, even when I’m not studying. It's either that I'm busy with other important tasks, or I'm feeling emotionally and socially drained.

? Currently reading ?

My Goodreads page to find out

♡ Interests/Likes ♡

♡ General ♡

  • Anime

  • Architecture

  • Asians (Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Filo, Viet, Thai, etc.)

  • Being authentically myself (Even though you may not like me, at least I don't have to stress over pleasing people :P)

  • Cats and dogs (Don’t know which is better)

  • Chess

  • Cold weather

  • Cooking

  • Crime

  • Debates (Healthy ones of course)

  • Deep thinking

  • Ducks

  • Dungeons & Dragons

  • Europeans

  • Fantasy

  • Freedom

  • Frogs

  • Gaming

  • Guns

  • Gym

  • Hispanics

  • History

  • Horror

  • Jogging

  • Language learning

  • Lego

  • Literature

  • Math (Kinda)

  • Meaningful relationships

  • Music

  • Philosophy

  • Piano

  • Poetry

  • Pokémon

  • Psychiatry

  • Psychology

  • Reading people (especially you 😉)

  • Reality TV & Competition shows

  • Romance (Kinda?)

  • Running

  • Sanrio

  • Science

  • Sketching (I’m only comfortable with paper-sketching, lol.)

  • Sleeping (Dreams are really fascinating, imo, even the weird ones.)

  • Spirituality & Theology

  • Solitude

  • Swimming

  • Technology

  • Tennis

  • Thriller

  • Tierlists

  • Touching grass

  • Traveling and immersing myself in different cultures

  • Volleyball

  • Winter

  • Writing

  • Yellow, green, light blue, and dark colours (A.K.A. my favourites 🥰)

♡ Food ♡

  • Asian food in general (No.1 favorite food)

  • Fruits

♡ Music ♡

My Spotify to find out

♡ Books ♡

My Goodreads page to find out

♡ Movies ♡

Click on my Letterboxd to see what I like

♡ TV shows/series ♡

  • Apothecary Diaries

  • Attack on Titan

  • Avatar + The Legend of Korra

  • Battle for Dream Island

  • Bocchi the Rock!

  • Breaking Bad

  • Charlotte

  • Chiikawa

  • Death Note

  • Demon Slayer

  • Dragon Ball

  • Frieren: Beyond Journey's End

  • Gravity Falls

  • Haikyu!!

  • Happy Tree Friends

  • Inanimate Insanity

  • Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures

  • Komi Can’t Communicate

  • Most CN shows (including Total Drama, TAWOG, Steven Universe, and Adventure Time)

  • Murder Drones

  • My Hero Academia

  • My Little Pony (4th gen) (I love the concept, colors, and animation, okay? You can go bully me for looking like a Discord mod. /sarcasm)

  • One Piece

  • One Punch Man

  • Phineas and Ferb

  • Rick and Morty

  • Sailor Moon

  • South Park

  • Spongebob Squarepants

  • Spy x Family (TV series)

  • Squid Game

  • Stranger Things

  • The Amazing Digital Circus

  • The Owl House

♡ Video games ♡

  • Ace Attorney

  • Angry Birds

  • Bloons TD

  • Call of Duty (I only play the zombie games lol)

  • Deltarune

  • Doki Doki Literature Club!

  • Doom

  • Genshin Impact

  • Geometry Dash

  • Grand Theft Auto

  • Hollow Knight

  • Honkai Impact 3rd

  • jackbox.tv

  • JTOH (Roblox)

  • League of Legends

  • Mario Kart

  • Minecraft

  • Oneshot

  • OMORI

  • Pac-man

  • Palworld

  • Phantom Forces (ROBLOX)

  • Pixel Gun 3D

  • Portal

  • Sonic the Hedgehog

  • Stardew Valley

  • Super Smash Bros

  • The Binding of Isaac

  • Undertale

  • Valorant (Kinda forced to play because so many Asians are playing it)

Dislikes/Negative triggers

  • Drama (Hope we're not wired for drama.)

  • Doomscrolling (Ugh... I'm not losing my attention span. Feels like vaping.)

  • Short-form content (It depends on the type of content I consume, but eh… look at the above. Social media was also designed to get you hooked.)

  • Toxic and harmful social media trends

  • Rap music (most of them. It's not part of my music taste, though)

  • Smoking/vaping

  • Negative news (I honestly don't care about them anymore, unless it directly affects me. I crashed out a couple of times because of how much I've consumed those types of propaganda.)

  • Alcohol (I've never drank much of them. Though I'd like to pretend they're disgusting)

  • The "Six Seven" meme (I only joke and sometimes laugh about it because it already annoys me and the teachers. I have to hunt down the boy who started it. /j)

  • Politics (TW // May anger you: America’s political divide sounded like a stupid idea.)

  • The school system (sick of my Asian parents sometimes)

  • AI art (Mostly) (I'm not underestimating the importance of human art!!! >:O)

  • "How are you?" (Don't ask that question, unless you're genuinely curious about something in particular. Nowadays, this is used as a social filler.)

  • When things start going Cyberpunk

  • Any red flag listed below

  • Real-life NSFW (Gradually losing my interest already the more I realise what’s wrong with the world.)

  • GoAnimate (the community and animation)

  • Intellectual elitism (Used to think it's a survival strategy until I started understanding how humanity really works. I'm slowly unlearning that, okay?)

  • Romance (It terrifies me at the same time.)

  • Object shows (Eh… kinda? I’m slowly losing my interest in them, except BFDI and Inanimate Insanity. I’m just quite irked by the idea of winning an immensely powerful reward after watching TPOT 20. Also the infamous OSC community. I don’t wanna go back to this cesspool.)

  • Hookup culture

  • Dating apps

  • Cheap, corporate, unhealthy fast food (Eh... I don't mind having it sometimes, but looking at them feels kinda depressing to me. Say, McDonald's. I do like Subway though.)

  • Etc. (More coming soon...)

🚩 Red flags 🚩

Note: The "red flag" list contains the signs that we wouldn't get along with each other well if continued. Sometimes, I act hypocritical due to human error. But there are some instant DNIs below.It’s not really as strict as you think, unlike in some Carrd profiles, and I’m not as exclusive as you think. Just be a respectful and mindful human-being, and we’ll probably get along fine.

  • Intolerance. Yes, it can come from those who think they know everything and those bigoted

  • Bigotry

  • Meanness

  • Impatience

  • Fake friends

  • If you violate my personal boundaries

  • If you spread hate or drama

  • If you’re being malicious

  • Deliberate scammers (Instant DNI)

  • Pedophiles/Zoophiles (Instant DNI. TW // Info-dumping: Also, zoophilia isn’t the same as furry NSFW. Zoophilia involves real-life animals - an illegal fantasy, while furry NSFW involves fictional animal-like characters who act human.)

  • Internet trolls (I know some of y'all are doing this to cope with your insecurities, but it's not healthy in the long-run. Sometimes, I don't mind if you do it inherently for amusement, as long as you're not in a setting where everything's supposed to be structured and tidy nor you’re taking it way too far.)

Websites & Socials

Discord: noobiestfantasies (Main account), luongthienquangjr (Alt/backup account)SpotifyYouTube (main acc / 50% chance would be old account because I hate my new YT feed) | YouTube (alt acc / New account perhaps?)Instagram (main acc) (I'm not doing this to doomscroll nor actively engage in recent trends, though. Do I really need TikTok when it feels like a substitute?) / Instagram (not even my alt acc)Steam (I only use it to purchase and download games, lol)Goodreads (if you're truly bookworm and you would like to share your interests in books lol)WattpadRiot Games: jasonluong#8570LetterboxdFriend/follow requests are welcome as long as I know and/or trust you. Just ask first. Also, DMs are open, unless I catch you doing something malicious.